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Blend into the bad
"Do in Romans as the Romans do."-An old saying goes and it is absolutely true.
If we live among people who play politics, cheat and rob the innocent(employees, shareholders, team members)-we need not try to be good , I am the flower who has blossomed too soon and will be killed by the winter if I dont find a way .
Open exploitation takes place in my organisation, and any one who tries to fight it pays by being harrased.Even if we have proof it does not matter because we cannot fight the system. The judiciary is played in the hands of the people who have money.
"Laws are only for the poor": Everyday we see the laws made by the government being broken openly, but only the poor are caught and punished. The rich can just be led free by the power of money.
How the epidemic spreads: In movies I used to see that women run behind money/power and are exploited badly....but I never thought that to be true, movies after all......Yooho........I now see that happening in the corporate world....IN REALITY. Then these women too get the illness and turn bad , now they want revenge for what happened to them and they choose some other innocent guy/gal,and since now they have played the game they know the rules/methods and thus spread the illness
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Nice
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What to do ???????
I dont understand whether I am right or wrong, whether I am impulsive or spontaneous. Why do I need to fight for what I think is right , I am a part of the system and if the system is corrupt I too have to be corrupt, if people are back-stabbers I too should be one.......why do I need to blossom too soon when I know that the winter will kill me.I just hate these spiters and sarcastic people and I fear that I will spill the beans one day.....dont know what will happen....????
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24 important rules of combat
Taken from : http://www.kohomban.net/fun/combat.shtml 24 important rules of combat If the enemy is in range, so are you. Incoming fire has the right of way. Don't look conspicuous: it draws fire. The easy way is always mined. Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo. Professionals are predictable, it's the amateurs that are dangerous. The enemy invariably attacks on one of two occasions: 1. When you're ready for them. 2. When you're not ready for them. Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at. If you can't remember, the claymore is pointed at you. If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush. Don't draw fire, it irritates the people around you. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire. When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend. If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid. When in doubt, empty the magazine. Never share a fox hole with anyone braver than you. Anything you do can get you shot. Including doing nothing. Make it too tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out. Mines are equal opportunity weapons. A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive. Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last and don't ever volunteer to do anything. The quartermaster has only two sizes: too large and too small. Five second fuses only last three seconds. It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.
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Horror Movie rules to live by
Hmmmmmmm.............Had a lot of Serious stuf.....Some fun is better (taken from : http://www.kohomban.net/fun/horror.shtml ) Horror movie rules to live byWhen it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead. Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke. Do not search the basement, especially if the power has gone out. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language that they should not know, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. However, it will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared. This also applies to kids who speak using someone else's voice. When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off and go it alone. As a general rule, do not solve puzzles that open portals to Hell. Never stand in, on, or above a grave, tomb, or crypt. This would apply to any other house of the dead as well. If you're searching for something that caused a LOUD noise and find out that it's just the cat, GET THE HELL OUT! If appliances start operating by themselves, do not check for short circuits, run! Do not take ANYTHING from the dead. If you find a town that looks deserted, there's probably a good reason for it. Do not stop and look around. Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you are doing. If you're running from a monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice. Also note that despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you. If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, kill them immediately. Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine. If your car runs out of gas at night on a lonely road, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help. If you think that it is strange because you thought you had three-quarters of a tank of gas, shoot yourself instead. You are going to die anyway; most likely you will be eaten alive. Beware of strangers bearing strange tools (e.g., chain saws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawn mowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, or any devices made from their deceased previous companions). If you find that your house is built upon a cemetery, now is the time to move in with the in-laws. This also applies to houses that had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed satanic practices in your house. If you answer a knock at the front door and you are greeted by a humanoid who is far, far hairier than you, close the door as soon as possible. Otherwise, pray quickly.
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8 Basic Chain letters
(scroll down) Make a wish!!! Really, go on and make one!!! Oh please.... they’ll never go out with you!!! Wish something else!!! Not that, you moron!!! Something else! Quick!!! Is your finger getting tired yet? STOP!!!! Wasn’t that fun? Hope you made a great wish. Now, to make you feel guilty, here’s what I’ll do. First of all, if you don’t send this to 5096 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be attacked by a mad goat and then thrown off a high building into a pile of garbage. It’s true! Because, you know, THIS letter isn’t like all of those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!! Really!!! Here’s how it goes: *Send this to 1 person: One person will be mad at you for sending them a stupid chain letter. *Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be mad at you for sending them a stupid chain letter. *5-10 people: 5-10 people will be mad at you for sending them a stupid chain letter. *10-20 people: 10-20 people will be mad at you for sending them a stupid chain letter, and may form a plot on your life. *20 to 674,951 people: 20 to 674,951 people will be mad at you for sending them a stupid chain letter, and will napalm your house. Thanks!!!! Good Luck!!! Chain Letter Type 2Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see, there is a starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, no parents, and no goats. This little boy’s life could be saved, because for every time you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the Little Starving Legless Armless Goatless Boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund. Remember, we have no way of counting letters sent and this is all bull. So go on, reach out. Send this to 5 people in the next 47 seconds. Oh, and a reminder - if you accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly. Thanks again!! Chain Letter Type 3Hi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This is absolutely incredible because there was no email then and probably not as many little 8 year olds writing chain letters. So this is how it works. Pass this on to 15,067 people in the next 7 minutes or something horrible will happen to you like: Stupid Horror Story #1 Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school on Saturday. She had recently received this letter and ignored it. She then tripped in a crack in the sidewalk, fell into the sewer, was gushed down a drainpipe in a flood of sewerage, and went flying out over a waterfall. Not only did she smell nasty, she died. This Could Happen To You!!! Stupid Horror Story #2 Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got a chain letter in his mail and ignored it. Later that day, he was hit by a car and so was his girlfriend. They both died. Their families were so upset that everyone related to them (even by marriage) went crazy and pent the rest of their miserable lives in an institution. This Could Happen To You!!! Remember, you could end up like Pinsley and Bip did. Just send this letter to all of your loser friends, and everything will be OK. Chain Letter Type 4:As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it to every one of your friends. Friends -A friend is someone who is always at your side, -A friend is someone who likes you even though you have body odor, -A friend is someone who likes you even though you’re disgustingly ugly, -A friend is someone who cleans up for you after you’ve soiled yourself, -A friend is someone who stays with you all night while you cry about your loser life, -A friend is someone who pretends they like you when they really think you should be attacked by a mad goat and then thrown in a pile of garbage, -A friend is someone who scrubs your toilet and vacuums and then gets the check and leaves and doesn’t speak much English, no sorry- that’s the cleaning lady, -A friend is not someone who sends you chain letters because he wants his wish of being rich to come true. Now pass this on! If you don’t, you’ll be eaten by wild goats. Chain Letter Type 5:This e-mail is wicked-cool! It was started by Microsoft to test its e-mail tracking system because, you know, a big high-tech company like Microsoft always sends important new software out over the internet to be available to any moron who can operate a computer, right? Plus, they have formed a secret merger with Disney Corp., who has agreed to give up millions of dollars in revenue by giving everyone who reads this e-mail, passes it on, looks at it, knows someone that looked at it, or is related to someone who is a friend of someone who looks at it A FREE, ALL-EXPENSES-PAID TRIP to Disneyland, DisneyWorld, or EuroDisney! So pass this on to everyone you know that is gullible enough to believe this (or not)! Even if it’s not true, hey- insulting all of your friends by implying that they are gullible by sending this to them is worth the improbable chance that you could go to Disneyland! Even if you lose all of your friends because they are tired of receiving this kind of junk from you, it’s worth the chance, right? And just for good measure, if you don’t send this on, Microsoft will send its specially trained attack-goats to pilfer your house and eat all of your family, SO SEND IT ON!!!!! Chain Letter Type 6:VIRUS WARNING!!! If you receive an email entitled “Bad times,” delete it immediately. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD’s you attempt to play. It will re-calibrate your refrigerator’s coolness settings so all your ice cream melts and your milk curdles. It mixes antifreeze into your aquarium and puts dirty socks on the table when company is coming over. It uses your credit cards, forges your signature, and dates your boy/girlfriend. It will program your phone AutoDial to call only your mother-in-law’s number. It will make mad goats come into your home to raid your refrigerator and soil your furniture. So be careful! Forward this to all of your friends, relatives, neighbors, family, enemies, plumbers, garbage men, stock brokers, doctors, and any other acquaintances! It’s for their own good! Thank you. Chain Letter Type 7:Here is a cute picture I drew. (\ /) (\ /) ( \ / ) ( /< >\ ) ( / \ / \ ) / \ ( ) ( ) It is a decapitated angel. Send it on to all of your friends so it will brighten their day like it did yours! If you don’t, demon-possessed goats will move into your house and eat all of your socks, leading you to believe that something is wrong with your washing machine because all of your socks keep disappearing. Have a nice day!!! Chain Letter Type 8:This is the funniest thing in the world! In exactly 87 seconds, you have to send this to 275 people, then if you press (space bar + tab + backspace + page up) a clip will pop up on your screen of a mad goat attacking Bill Gates and butting him into a pile of garbage! I couldn’t stop laughing, even though since I’m typing this I obviously couldn’t have seen it yet, and there is absolutely no way to attach a clip in a way that you have to send the email before you see the clip, it’s still true! And you know what else is true? I am Batman! And if you stay online doing absolutely nothing for one hour after sending this, I’ll email you a gift certificate for five million dollars to spend at Wal-Mart! Just forget the fact that I have no way of finding the email addresses of people who send this out, and the fact that stores will recognize a fake gift certificate. Just send this out, you’ll be glad you did! | Wasn’t that a fun little anthology? Now, if you don’t send this to anyone, guess what’ll happen to you—nothing! But if you do decide to send this to some people, you might feel special for helping people to see the light and realize that chain letters aren’t magical, they’re just obnoxious. Maybe someday we can make all chain letters die the horrible death that some of them threaten us with. Now that a bunch of religious chain letters are appearing, I'm just waiting for one that says that if you don’t send this on, God will make lightening strike you, or angels will get sad and cry torrents of rain on your un-raincoated, un-umbrellaed head. So if you get something that’s funny and cool (like this ;-) ), send it, but if it turns out to be a threat or a guilt trip, just do the world a favor and delete it. |
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I'm Bad
Aaaahh......the dark side is dominant.....This aspect of my personality is the one that repels me from the society...... Freinds avoided me--At first it mattered a lot, I used to get very sad , feel sorry for myself, but now I have developed immunity to such incidents, It is not that they do not hurt but now i have learned to live along with the pain. Initially I had tried to supress this aspect of this personality but it was this aspect that helped me from fighting many obstacles in life. I conclude that The Dark Side is necessary for our survival, when I was a victim of organisational politics and was being harrased by my boss it was this anti-social methodology that I fought my way out, it was when I was lonley and sad that this so called social akwardness helped me out, only this aspect stood by me when all left me and today i cannot ignore him, for he my sole (and still) integral panaroma. Office Politics: An example: How to take credit of your subordinates? Once I understood the processes being followed in my organisation Idecided to use it for
development of a more optimised process. I told this to my PL as he was the one to carry out my ideas. He listened quitely to all my ideas and showed great intrest. The next day in office I was suddenly very over-burdened with work, and was assigned "Critical" issues. I was kept highly engaged for 4 days. On the fifth day when I was free to start documentaion of my optimised process, I was called for a meeting with the client where my Project Leader made a presentation of a "New Optimised Process" (You can guess who had developed it). The client was very happy and appreciated my PL in writing. and in my rating i was given a comment "Not innovative enough" along with a bad rating.
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Taking Credit
How to take credit of your subordinates? Once I understood the processes being followed in my organisation Idecided to use it for development of a more optimised process. I told this to my PL as he was the one to carry out my ideas. He listened quitely to all my ideas and showed great intrest. The next day in office I was suddenly very over-burdened with work, and was assigned "Critical" issues. I was kept highly engaged for 4 days. On the fifth day when I was free to start documentaion of my optimised process, I was called for a meeting with the client where my Project Leader made a presentation of a "New Optimised Process" (You can guess who had developed it). The client was very happy and appreciated my PL in writing. and in my rating i was given a comment "Not innovative enough" along with a bad rating.
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I hate love
For all the lovers in the world this post is not for you ....
Rest.....Love is Harmonal Imbalance......
For me I do not want to fall in Love , you are giving the leash of your life into somebody else's hands.........even if I am my sincere best , I may not be accepted. Hmmmmm...............OK....... I am fearful of Love, really very fearful
And yes as per a comment given I am NOT in Love....
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Organisational Culture
These are just my PERSONAL EXPERIENCES, a person who is better than me might have better ones and pleasent ones too. Working in a MNC I have seen a bit of politics played around,Organisation manipulate their employees and the employees try to do the same to the management:
Management Tactics: Calling itself the largest consultancy firm of India, the good policies of our company have been manipulated by Bad people.Some examples are: -Never are the working hours equal to the ones told in the interview, instead of 8 employees are openly told to come for more than 10 hrs and that too they are'nt paid any extra. -If they refuse then the supervisors openly harass them and being given the official authority cant be confronted -During times of ratings the Project Leaders, Group Leaders actually favour the people who are closer to them independent of whether they have worked or not, and your good work (even if openly appreciated by people) is worthless in times of Ratings -The management is always in time of "CRISIS" and the employees have to work extra hard for that (while the management people stay at home/vacation in the so called CRISIS period). -You can be called on any weekend ("Your personal plans for the weekend are not the PROBLEMS of the company"--as said by a Project Manager)Mind it there is no compensatory leave for the working hours. -Loyalty does not pay, people who switch always get a higher pay -Your Casual/vacation leaves are not given to you due to crisis (which lasts all the year around).
Employee Tactics: Employees too are no less, they have learned ways to tacle such things, Let's see a few: -Leave the company the moment you get a chance (Show no loyalty) to your employer. -Apply for all reimbursments using fake bills. -If you want a leave produce a medical certificate, no one can object to that. -Do bad work and forget about the company image in the client's eyes. -Sycopancy always works. -Pilfering is a technique worth learning. -Use e-mail exclusively for personal use. -If asked to leave late, come late, if asked to come early, leave early. -Withhold information so as to gain importance, always show your efficiency to be lower that what it actually is and in times of rating do the opposite. -Do not care for anyone, goodness is bad in the office. -If you are a girl flirt with boys and use them for your benifit, if you are a boy flirt with girls and use them for your pleasure.
I lot more things are prominent but for now these are more than enough.
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